THIS IS A BED BUG. HE IS A PIECE OF SHIT. HE GETS INTO ALL YOUR MATTRESSES IN EVERY ROOM IN THE HOUSE AND SLEEPS THERE FOR A MILLION YEARS UNTIL YOU THINK HE'S DEAD THEN HE POPS OUT AND MAKES YOUR LIFE MISERABLE. HE BITES YOU, LAYS EGGS, SHITS ALL OVER EVERYTHING, AND USES HOMOPHOBIC SLURS AND WHEN INFORMED IT'S INAPPROPRIATE HE GOES INTO AN IGNORANT RANT ABOUT HOW IT'S ONLY OFFENSIVE IF YOU TAKE OFFENSE TO IT AND THE MEANING OF THE WORD HAS CHANGED AND HE HAS GAY FRIENDS AND THEY DON'T CARE.
YES I FUCKING MAD
